And there there were this Arabian guy who found this old lamp.
                     
Being a true Arab he thought of Aladin and rubbed the lamp.
                     
As we expected a djinny came out of the lamp and boomed in his
                     
best low pitch voice: 'You have freed me from this lamp, and
                     
therefore I can grant you one wish, wich will be granted if
                     
you wake up next morning.' Overwhelmed by such generousity
                     
the man thought and thought, and spoke the next wish:
                     
'I am terribly in love with this woman, but she does not see
                     
me. I would like her to need me, and I would like to be between
                     
her legs next morning.'
                     
As the djinny promised, he woke up the next morning being a
                     
tampon. 
                     
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Takaisin

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